that’s why dogs are man’s best friend

I put a dead bird in your sock drawer.

I put a dead bird in your sock drawer.

Do the words mean anything these days?

Do the words mean anything these days?

Signs can be confusing.

Signs can be confusing.

I can do that…

I can do that…

As a gym owner this time of year.

As a gym owner this time of year.

When did this become hotter?!

When did this become hotter?!

My life goal.

Cardinal rules for life.

Cardinal rules for life.

God, just give me a sign.

God, just give me a sign.

True Facts About the Owl.

True Facts About the Owl.

General opinion!

General opinion!

You gotta push through.

You gotta push through.

Star Wars Parkour

Star Wars Parkour

I’m nobody.

A free hotel for ladies on their period.

A free hotel for ladies on their period.