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the car is the best place to cry

“Photo store? You mean Instagram?”
“Photo store? You mean Instagram?”
game, set, scratch
game, set, scratch
Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon
Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon
Sand, sun, and stunning self-contradictions
Sand, sun, and stunning self-contradictions
seed ya later
seed ya later
rock solid parenting right there
rock solid parenting right there
my lipgloss be pspei, my mood be spurt
my lipgloss be pspei, my mood be spurt
mind racing, no pit stops
mind racing, no pit stops
Gardening? I planted myself in bed
Gardening? I planted myself in bed
caught red-seated
caught red-seated
just washed the dishes… and myself
just washed the dishes… and myself
dark lord of brunch
dark lord of brunch
Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase
Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase
This dam’s got a monster shine
This dam’s got a monster shine
purrfectly placed sabotage
purrfectly placed sabotage
%26%238230%3B+with+a+louisville+slugger
… with a louisville slugger
officially+not+my+problem
officially not my problem
when+TV+listing+go+rogue
when TV listing go rogue
gator+melted+like+ice+cream
gator melted like ice cream
Join the conversation
The+answer+seems+obvious
The answer seems obvious
please+send+help
please send help
What+is+a+%26%238220%3Bdisappointed+vampire+noise%2C%26%238221%3B+exactly%3F
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
How+did+he+even+get+hired%3F
How did he even get hired?
the+biggest+little+pupper+in+the+park
the biggest little pupper in the park
The+cheeps
The cheeps
The+scent+of+love
The scent of love
I+like+my+popcorn+with+melted+stonehenge+poured+over+it
I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it