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the creature comes out at night

bald dudes make the best barbers
bald dudes make the best barbers
happy bacon
happy bacon
release the nc-17 version!!!
release the nc-17 version!!!
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
if only there was a solution to his problem
if only there was a solution to his problem
it worked!
it worked!
teeth stick and hair stick
teeth stick and hair stick
cancel my plans
cancel my plans
that’s… not a human
that’s… not a human
bike hack
bike hack
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
oof
oof
who wants to try this diet with me?
who wants to try this diet with me?
she’s making haunted chowder later
she’s making haunted chowder later
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Gran+knows+the+difference.
Gran knows the difference.
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
Join the conversation
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
Just+wifey+things.
Just wifey things.
Keeper+of+time%26%238230%3B
Keeper of time…
Dreams+really+come+true%2C+sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
pile+of+trouble
pile of trouble
Treat+yo%26%238217%3B+self+2020
Treat yo’ self 2020
Only+known+preserved+head+of+the+Dodo+Bird.
Only known preserved head of the Dodo Bird.
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.