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My new iPhone case.
My new iPhone case.
Hey mom, meet my internet friends.
Hey mom, meet my internet friends.
Oh Netflix…
Oh Netflix…
Tom Hanks with a swing and a miss.
Tom Hanks with a swing and a miss.
How to get a man to want to have a baby.
How to get a man to want to have a baby.
You’re fat.
You’re fat.
Facebook these days.
Facebook these days.
Meth. Not even once.
Meth. Not even once.
Summer time in America
Summer time in America
Where tectonic plates meet in Iceland.
Where tectonic plates meet in Iceland.
When I’m losing an argument…
When I’m losing an argument…
Dia de los Purrrtos
Dia de los Purrrtos
3D printed sugar cubes.
3D printed sugar cubes.
Moo point
Moo point
The many Enders.
The many Enders.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+say+hi
Don’t even say hi
retired+firehoses
retired firehoses
justice+served
justice served
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Join the conversation
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+me%21
don’t look at me!
The+answer+is+yes.+I+do.
The answer is yes. I do.
He+became+his+legacy.+Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
And+together+they+will+conquer+the+dog+park
And together they will conquer the dog park
there+is+no+escape.+Only+zuul
there is no escape. Only zuul
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon