the googly eye of sauron

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

you know the move

you know the move

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

and now so do i

and now so do i

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

miracle dog

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

i don’t want it

i don’t want it