the headline of all headlines

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

get yourself a man who loves buffalo chicken dip

get yourself a man who loves buffalo chicken dip

a very important phone call with grandpa. you can’t say no to him or the cheddar biscuits

a very important phone call with grandpa. you can’t say no to him or the cheddar biscuits

when your parents try to facetime

when your parents try to facetime

what competitive salary really means

what competitive salary really means

keep it going!

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

yep, this seems totally legit. no reason to question why the uk government needs an itunes gift card from you

yep, this seems totally legit. no reason to question why the uk government needs an itunes gift card from you

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

what i wish the button in the car would do

what i wish the button in the car would do

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

is it too much to ask that we get the things our taxes are supposed to pay for?

is it too much to ask that we get the things our taxes are supposed to pay for?

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

he’s texting you in between video game rounds

he’s texting you in between video game rounds