Feeling Lucky?

the lies we tell ourselves before having kids

Fruit Ninja IRL.
Fruit Ninja IRL.
Take note Hollywood.
Take note Hollywood.
Trololol.
Trololol.
Super mushroom cloud.
Super mushroom cloud.
Sad Spiderman is sad.
Sad Spiderman is sad.
Sing it.
Sing it.
Are you sure it’s Monday?
Are you sure it’s Monday?
Stop motion arcade.
Stop motion arcade.
Define cute.
Define cute.
When I walk into a public bathroom.
When I walk into a public bathroom.
The bright side of life.
The bright side of life.
How to be a jerk.
How to be a jerk.
That explains everything…
That explains everything…
This job isn’t for everyone…
This job isn’t for everyone…
When I’m out of Chapstick…
When I’m out of Chapstick…
You%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+hate+it%26%238230%3B
You’re gonna hate it…
Life+never+intended+for+us+to+deal+with+lemons%26%238230%3B
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
Before+the+orange+tips+came+default+on+toy+guns%2C+circa+1985.
Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.
Beauty+standards+thru+the+ages.
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Join the conversation
Interplanetary+life+expectancy.
Interplanetary life expectancy.
Find+someone+you+can+grow+with.
Find someone you can grow with.
Found+the+Parseltongue%26%238230%3B
Found the Parseltongue…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+to+Kool+Aid%2C+please.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Farewell+to+thee%2C+farewell+to+thee
Farewell to thee, farewell to thee
Mike+definitely+had+a+type%26%238230%3B
Mike definitely had a type…
A+true+legend.
A true legend.
This+guy+stacks+wood.
This guy stacks wood.