the mass effect

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

michael’s store employees use the honor system

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

phrasing matters

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

is there no end to their destruction?

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram