the meme maker may be a mature adult, but I’m not

when TV listing go rogue

when TV listing go rogue

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

What a weird job to lie about having

What a weird job to lie about having

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Take a leap of faith

Take a leap of faith

soory not soory

soory not soory

please send help

please send help

gotta take it easy on the lies

gotta take it easy on the lies

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

How did he even get hired?

How did he even get hired?

That was unexpected

That was unexpected