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the only thing I can schedule ahead for

It’s over between us.
It’s over between us.
Girlfriend troll.
Girlfriend troll.
I get it now.
I get it now.
Pandalf.
Pandalf.
Reality.
Reality.
NOPE!
NOPE!
Words.
Words.
I could eat a…
I could eat a…
Mind. Blown.
Mind. Blown.
Cool wave is cool.
Cool wave is cool.
Dad?!
Dad?!
Daily commute.
Daily commute.
Meanwhile, in India.
Meanwhile, in India.
On the phone with mom.
On the phone with mom.
CAPS LOCK.
CAPS LOCK.
Fountain+of+bacon%3F+Yes+please.
Fountain of bacon? Yes please.
Double+standards.
Double standards.
What+I+see%3A
What I see:
May+I+take+your+order%3F
May I take your order?
Join the conversation
It+was+good+for+the+economy.
It was good for the economy.
I+have+eliminated+all+of+the+juice%21
I have eliminated all of the juice!
Monorail+cat.
Monorail cat.
Kiteboarding+hurricane+Irene.
Kiteboarding hurricane Irene.
The+future+is+bright.
The future is bright.
Words.
Words.
Sword+fight%21
Sword fight!
Awkward%26%238230%3B
Awkward…