the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

does not go on the dating profile

agents are on their way to your location right now

first date fart

schrodinger’s baby

sharks are just ocean puppies

yee-haw!

new hot fashion trend

immune to yo mama jokes

house of the dragon memes to celebrate the premiere of hbo’s new got show that you’re gonna love to hate!

water is the best grown up drink

building bridges

no regrets

*books flight to scotland*

voicemails are the original podcast

live laugh love