the queen of all essays

Smashed potatoes.

Smashed potatoes.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

If CO2 was a visible gas.

If CO2 was a visible gas.

Look at my drawing, dad!

Look at my drawing, dad!

Asking the important questions.

Asking the important questions.

ALL the bubble wrap!

ALL the bubble wrap!

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

New Life Goal

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) with his Wife and Daughter.

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) with his Wife and Daughter.

Bald guys are hot

Bald guys are hot

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

Ma, I’m gay.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Happy to talk.

Smooth move, Dracula.

Smooth move, Dracula.