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The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
Cooler than you will ever bee.
Cooler than you will ever bee.
Sale as old as time.
Sale as old as time.
Captain Native America
Captain Native America
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
This is, all I do.
This is, all I do.
Let them irk.
Let them irk.
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
You’re an egg, Bruce.
You’re an egg, Bruce.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
Goodbye my love.
Goodbye my love.
Thar’s a hand up thar!
Thar’s a hand up thar!
Well, yes, Barbara…
Well, yes, Barbara…
Our+cows+are+vegan%21
Our cows are vegan!
This+clock+would+drive+me+insane%26%238230%3B
This clock would drive me insane…
Busted%21
Busted!
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+time+for+tea.
There’s always time for tea.
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The+majestic+unicorn+cake.
The majestic unicorn cake.
If+Cheetos+went+out+of+business.
If Cheetos went out of business.
Your+knight+in+shining+armor%26%238230%3B
Your knight in shining armor…
The+first+step+to+forgiveness.
The first step to forgiveness.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+virgin+by+choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
Dance%21+DANCE%21
Dance! DANCE!
Amazing+Back+Flip%21
Amazing Back Flip!
Underwater+Sculpture+Park.
Underwater Sculpture Park.