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the simpler times

so satisfying
so satisfying
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
His other son is named kal-el
His other son is named kal-el
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
death by roomba army
death by roomba army
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
fight the system!
fight the system!
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
genius. dishonest, but genius
genius. dishonest, but genius
spared no expense
spared no expense
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
Join the conversation
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth