the tower of bappbel

You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.

You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.

What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.

What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

Words.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

I don’t wanna be a nugget!

I don’t wanna be a nugget!

That awkward moment when…

That awkward moment when…

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.

I know that feel, bro.

I know that feel, bro.

Words.

The world’s smallest firetruck.

The world’s smallest firetruck.

You keep using that word.

You keep using that word.

Austerity survival guide.

Austerity survival guide.

How much does a hipster weigh?

How much does a hipster weigh?

I must go. My swing needs me.

I must go. My swing needs me.