the trap has been set
what we need here is more water, obviously
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
I never thought of it that way
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
I was today’s years old
the most badass way to spread your ashes
reading is magic
was he wrong, though?
just get to the recipe already!
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
beavers hate running water
if you were curious
a plasma tv with free hbo
and they all somehow survived