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Does this slide make me look fat?
Does this slide make me look fat?
Scumbag dog.
Scumbag dog.
The truth about Glee.
The truth about Glee.
Secrets.
Secrets.
Three years later…
Three years later…
Never alone.
Never alone.
Silly monkey’s.
Silly monkey’s.
Mr. President!?
Mr. President!?
My laptop sucks!
My laptop sucks!
IRL.
IRL.
Nokia is forever.
Nokia is forever.
Name four heavy metals and their symbols.
Name four heavy metals and their symbols.
Forgotten.
Forgotten.
You’re nothing but treble.
You’re nothing but treble.
I live in constant fear…
I live in constant fear…
Next+level+trampolining.
Next level trampolining.
A+Lullaby.
A Lullaby.
NASA+pwns+Fox+reporter.
NASA pwns Fox reporter.
According+to+American+Media.
According to American Media.
Join the conversation
Nerd+vs.+Geek.
Nerd vs. Geek.
Violent+games.
Violent games.
Malcolm%21+We+gotta+cook%21
Malcolm! We gotta cook!
Musings+from+my+9-year-old+daughter.
Musings from my 9-year-old daughter.
All+my+friends+excuses+for+being+late.
All my friends excuses for being late.
Adulthood.
Adulthood.
What+does+the+Fox+say%3F
What does the Fox say?
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+a+real+parent+until%26%238230%3B
You’re not a real parent until…