the turtle sandwich bit back
A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.
What’s something you wish you had?
Stop one, stop them all
Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood
PSA: Don’t leave your meese in cars this summer.
A pair of shoes for every child killed by gun violence since Sandy Hook
Xi Jinping covered in ink, and the woman (Dong Yaoqiong) who’s missing since doing it
Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.
Poof just wants a shake.
Now that the holidays are over, it’s vacay time in Finland.
This world is currently of no interest to me.
When dad jokes are no longer jokes.
No pass, only pet.
the next great american sitcom
peak masculinity is naval supremacy
only if it’s a full moon
Join the conversation
i’m right handed
this is kind of… genius
the first time this meme template has ever made me laugh
20 years for laurence fishburne. zero for keanu
Sharks love pringles
very important good boi meeting
it was worth a try