the turtle sandwich bit back

A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.

What’s something you wish you had?

Stop one, stop them all

Just peachy!

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood

PSA: Don’t leave your meese in cars this summer.

A pair of shoes for every child killed by gun violence since Sandy Hook

Xi Jinping covered in ink, and the woman (Dong Yaoqiong) who’s missing since doing it

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Poof just wants a shake.

Now that the holidays are over, it’s vacay time in Finland.

This world is currently of no interest to me.

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

Stranger Corns

No pass, only pet.