The unfiltered unicorn

post-hibernation, pre-coffee mood

post-hibernation, pre-coffee mood

“youngins these days have it good, Harold”

“youngins these days have it good, Harold”

i want to be lana’s fren

i want to be lana’s fren

i can’t unhear this

i can’t unhear this

so fantastic, floaties of plastic

so fantastic, floaties of plastic

halloween decoration level: 100

halloween decoration level: 100

if you want to undergo fighting training, work at waffle house

if you want to undergo fighting training, work at waffle house

penne for your thoughts?

penne for your thoughts?

i feel this kid’s pain

i feel this kid’s pain

a welcome matt for gamers

a welcome matt for gamers

in my golden era

in my golden era

c’mon, just try it! it’s not like it’ll kill ya! *grins*

c’mon, just try it! it’s not like it’ll kill ya! *grins*

the world has never been the same

the world has never been the same

the best girl <3

the best girl <3

no chip left behind

no chip left behind