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the warped woods

People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
…made in China.
…made in China.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Words.
Words.
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
Timid shark wants to ask you a question.
Timid shark wants to ask you a question.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
China vs. Great Britain.
China vs. Great Britain.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
One cries because one is sad.
One cries because one is sad.
Perspective.
Perspective.
Hearing+aids.
Hearing aids.
This+is+why+high+heels+hurt+your+feet.
This is why high heels hurt your feet.
Difficult+to+say+when+drunk%3A
Difficult to say when drunk:
Join the conversation
I+think+it%26%238217%3Bs+an+E.
I think it’s an E.
Bring+me+Solo.
Bring me Solo.
A+cat%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A cat’s life.
Mom%2C+please%26%238230%3B
Mom, please…
I+lurve+my+tube%26%238230%3B
I lurve my tube…
McMetallica.
McMetallica.
Occupy+Mordor.
Occupy Mordor.
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed…