The hero we need
Somebody’s got a case of the Monday’s…
It’s so crazy, it just might work…
He Who Must Not Be *sniff*
All prayers go to heaven…
Hearing aids can change your life.
Two birds, one plane…
He’s a good man, for all of us.
Take your bulk harvested children elsewhere… – Maryland, presumably.
I’ll take that off your hands… – Circular saw, probably.
God bless this machine.
Prison Mike is prison..
Martha ghost riding the whip.
Drawings of the moon by Galileo, circa 1685.
Lorde give us the strangth.
Team trees is hot right n
Heaven is hotter than Hell.
I’ve never thought of that…
Do you have my reservation?
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
Join the conversation
…a bird of seduction.
My sister had a few friends over today…
The name of your new record label.
That fresh cut grass smell…
Russell Brand explains the media.
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Society’s guide to a better life.
Freakishly accurate celebrity equations