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The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Woman

Talk about impossible standards… GL ladies!

Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.
Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.
Proper frolic form, 10/10.
Proper frolic form, 10/10.
I never unlocked these Mortal Kombat characters…
I never unlocked these Mortal Kombat characters…
SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP
SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP
I have over 600 pictures of my dogs, btw.
I have over 600 pictures of my dogs, btw.
Why do I even try…
Why do I even try…
Consent is good practice.
Consent is good practice.
Hyyyyuck.
Hyyyyuck.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.
Sponsors, basically.
Sponsors, basically.
Stay safe out there, Nigeria.
Stay safe out there, Nigeria.
what it is mang?
what it is mang?
I’ll take ten.
I’ll take ten.
Catch you on the flip side…
Catch you on the flip side…
take one, take all.
take one, take all.
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Get+this+guy+a+press+badge%21
Get this guy a press badge!
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Join the conversation
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+me+%26%238211%3B+gato%2C+probably
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
Lovely+bit+of+cheese%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%2C++Gromit%3F
Lovely bit of cheese, isn’t it, Gromit?
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…