The reflection of the light on my coffee looks like a glowing castle

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Can’t disrupt his vital work schedule

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Most important meal of the afterlife

Please do not actually kill people.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Snail teeth

Unmanned flight on Republic Airline

He’s not wrong

What year is it?!

When your mom calls you pretty.

logitech hax

Test your kids quarterly.

Powdered garbage

Perfect camouflage