There was an attempt…

There was an attempt...

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

she has entered the endgame

she has entered the endgame

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

there’s always a next time

there’s always a next time

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

per my last shot

per my last shot

it’s not too late

it’s not too late

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

brain is broken

brain is broken

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

don’t drink milk and drive

don’t drink milk and drive