Feeling Lucky?

they always tell you

This was in my writing coaches office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Girlfriend vs. Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
I need to go potty
I need to go potty
Words
Words
Big Bird had a rough day…
Big Bird had a rough day…
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
You just can’t know.
You just can’t know.
When I like a girl
When I like a girl
Dear God
Dear God
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
Come on Ariel…
Come on Ariel…
My dog caught me in the act again…
My dog caught me in the act again…
I… wow.
I… wow.
Dick+from+3rd+rock+is+cool+af.
Dick from 3rd rock is cool af.
THBPBPTHPT%21
THBPBPTHPT!
The+dangers+of+marinara.
The dangers of marinara.
Relevant+and+relatable
Relevant and relatable
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+OK+with+this.
I’m OK with this.
Find+your+peace%2C+Lois
Find your peace, Lois
Parks+and+Rekt
Parks and Rekt
The+only+kind+of+trial+I+recognize
The only kind of trial I recognize
Boom%2C+roasted.
Boom, roasted.
The+Last+Sleepover
The Last Sleepover
The+most+subtle+form+of+revenge.
The most subtle form of revenge.
Goddammit+Victor%21
Goddammit Victor!