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Silly Dora.
Silly Dora.
Do want.
Do want.
900 year olds.
900 year olds.
IKEA job interview.
IKEA job interview.
How were you born?
How were you born?
Our only hope.
Our only hope.
Swiss Army nails.
Swiss Army nails.
But these are for girls…
But these are for girls…
When a bee lands on me.
When a bee lands on me.
Scumbag Pope.
Scumbag Pope.
Scumbag vending machines.
Scumbag vending machines.
Smart phones…
Smart phones…
S’mitty.
S’mitty.
That’s not what I meant…
That’s not what I meant…
A dog’s seeing eye dog.
A dog’s seeing eye dog.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Join the conversation
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Words.
Words.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Words.
Words.