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they may be on to something…

Today was a pretty good day.
Today was a pretty good day.
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
Cowboys like us.
Cowboys like us.
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
Elmo need a tickle?
Elmo need a tickle?
You literally can make that up, Joey.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
Let the journalists journal.
Let the journalists journal.
People called Brad have it easy.
People called Brad have it easy.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
She mad.
She mad.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
True+story.
True story.
McHitler.
McHitler.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!