they stopped him with sonic waves

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Purely Professional

Purely Professional

#BanChildren

Amazon Season, basically

Amazon Season, basically

Mash it.

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Gotta catch ’em all.

Gotta catch ’em all.

Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Canadian Snow Syrup

Canadian Snow Syrup

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.