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they were so busy asking if they could…

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<3 u 4 eva
<3 u 4 eva
Motivational fatty.
Motivational fatty.
Baby’s first vape!
Baby’s first vape!
Forgot your password, did you?
Forgot your password, did you?
I wake up every morning terrified for my life…
I wake up every morning terrified for my life…
Liar
Liar
Cake reflexes on point.
Cake reflexes on point.
Extra cutasomes.
Extra cutasomes.
Jen Barkley understands U.S. Politics.
Jen Barkley understands U.S. Politics.
The hero this city needs.
The hero this city needs.
the most complete mammoth head ever found
the most complete mammoth head ever found
Check, check, bloodbath.
Check, check, bloodbath.
coming in for a h👏e👏l👏l👏o
coming in for a h👏e👏l👏l👏o
My fortune cookie got real.
My fortune cookie got real.
Keep Portland Weird
Keep Portland Weird
Someone+gets+paired+with+the+banana%26%238230%3B
Someone gets paired with the banana…
Wall+of+Kraft
Wall of Kraft
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+this+many+adjectives+before+my+%26%238216%3Bcheese+food%26%238217%3B
I don’t like this many adjectives before my ‘cheese food’
If+people+are+talking+about+you+behind+your+back%26%238230%3B
If people are talking about you behind your back…
Join the conversation
Damn+millennial+puppers
Damn millennial puppers
Pretty+good+camouflage+for+a+giant%2C+flightless+parrot
Pretty good camouflage for a giant, flightless parrot
At+least+cats+are+consistent.
At least cats are consistent.
My+grandparents+use+to+have+this+uncomfortably+racist+shopping+list.
My grandparents use to have this uncomfortably racist shopping list.
No+One+On+Tumblr+Should+Ever+Become+Parents
No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
Incoming%21
Incoming!
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+had%21
I’ve been had!
Popping+a+frozen+soap+bubble
Popping a frozen soap bubble