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they’ll never see-deez moves

mission failed
mission failed
royal cat
royal cat
the public chose the correct name
the public chose the correct name
americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
how to catch a spider… man
how to catch a spider… man
oh to be drunk on cheap wine in ancient rome
oh to be drunk on cheap wine in ancient rome
don’t remember signing up for this
don’t remember signing up for this
a lot to unpack here
a lot to unpack here
prehistoric planet tourist brochure
prehistoric planet tourist brochure
seems like a fair price to pay
seems like a fair price to pay
burn your finger once and you’ll never do it again
burn your finger once and you’ll never do it again
saruman dog
saruman dog
skeletor is a part of the family
skeletor is a part of the family
dangerously light jazz
dangerously light jazz
one does not simply buy one thing from target
one does not simply buy one thing from target
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.
SBUX+in+Fuzhou%2C+China%2C+has+a+different+vibe+to+it.
SBUX in Fuzhou, China, has a different vibe to it.
Join the conversation
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
Dave+plays+on+a+different+level%26%238230%3B
Dave plays on a different level…
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…
I+would+watch+this+documentary.
I would watch this documentary.