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Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.
Water changes everything.
I’m in love with you.
Welcome to Diagon Alley.
Taste every fruit of every tree.
Oh Extreme Home Makeover…
You are free to choose.
Love is just around the corner.
Now I just need more potatoes.
The problem with smartphones.
So we’re all on the same page…
I would love to fly…
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
Coffee and I get along.
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Gesus is Lorde.
Join the conversation
Be a Larkin for somebody.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
Oil on linen, allegedly.
We should try this on covid, I mean what do you have to lose– I know I would want it. – The Donald, probably.
TIME is upping their cover game.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply produce the capes.
Lorde of Lands is overstepping harrrrrrrd.
When stable geniouses play [4D] chess…