thin mints are the only exception

this person is a real boob

this person is a real boob

the long con

Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf

Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf

the internet’s greatest resource

the internet’s greatest resource

time for negotiating is over

time for negotiating is over

where are the fun and games?

where are the fun and games?

let him rest

he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class

he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class

god bless the usa

god bless the usa

I wish they would!

I wish they would!

*buys stock in neopets*

*buys stock in neopets*

literally

i never thought about but now i need to know

i never thought about but now i need to know

but i can’t pet a wolf?

but i can’t pet a wolf?

they couldn’t be more different

they couldn’t be more different