“Thine face is not worth sunburning!”

a list fo shakespearean insults

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn’t true

i don’t see the problem

i don’t see the problem

man’s best friend… sometimes

man’s best friend… sometimes

this is an actual CVS receipt

this is an actual CVS receipt

this slays me

then he cried

there’s only a little blood

there’s only a little blood

flats or drums?

flats or drums?

of course she knows

of course she knows

the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real

the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

delivery

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

it’s hopeless

it’s hopeless