Mom, I told you to knock first!

Mom, I told you to knock first!

I had sex with a parrot once.

I had sex with a parrot once.

Table trick is fail.

Table trick is fail.

NOPE.

Breaking news.

Changing lights of Empire State Building.

Changing lights of Empire State Building.

All my boobs.

Drugs.

I don’t love her…

I don’t love her…

My dad built me a treehouse.

My dad built me a treehouse.

S’mores!!!

I cannot wait to turn into a butterfly!

I cannot wait to turn into a butterfly!

I fixed your problem.

I fixed your problem.

Hope for the best.

Hope for the best.

I can relate.

Isn’t Potter dead yet?

Isn’t Potter dead yet?