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things to say in case of emergency

Read.
Read.
OMG WTF.
OMG WTF.
I will not be your father!
I will not be your father!
Literally.
Literally.
Fight illegal parking like a boss.
Fight illegal parking like a boss.
Atheists pick and choose their morals.
Atheists pick and choose their morals.
What I feel like when I run.
What I feel like when I run.
There is still hope for you.
There is still hope for you.
Bad form.
Bad form.
GAGA.
GAGA.
Dog jump fail.
Dog jump fail.
1.44MB like a boss.
1.44MB like a boss.
When I plank, you plank, we plank.
When I plank, you plank, we plank.
Is this real life?
Is this real life?
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
he+finally+got+to+have+fun+at+his+job
he finally got to have fun at his job
they+really+hate+the+moon
they really hate the moon
hello%2C+this+is+cat
hello, this is cat
an+apple+a+day
an apple a day
Join the conversation
daytime+whiskey+is+the+best+whiskey
daytime whiskey is the best whiskey
he+was+really+bored+during+the+pandemic
he was really bored during the pandemic
the+onion+of+the+gods
the onion of the gods
right+swipe
right swipe
she+said+see+ya+later+boi
she said see ya later boi
not+the+hero+we+wanted%2C+but+the+hero+we+need
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
once+you+see+it%2C+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+unsee+it
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
now+your+kids+can+suffer+just+like+you%21
now your kids can suffer just like you!