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things to say in case of emergency

Self reward is the best reward.
Self reward is the best reward.
2017 clogged drain pageant.
2017 clogged drain pageant.
Goodbye, Cassini – A Memorial
Goodbye, Cassini – A Memorial
Hashbrowns are dangerous.
Hashbrowns are dangerous.
Ad placement level 439932
Ad placement level 439932
If college was free, nobody would join the military?
If college was free, nobody would join the military?
There is no coming back from this.
There is no coming back from this.
How does this stupid box work?
How does this stupid box work?
Halloween PSA
Halloween PSA
You can’t handle the cat life.
You can’t handle the cat life.
How to talk like Gordon Ramsay
How to talk like Gordon Ramsay
She wanted to go to the game…
She wanted to go to the game…
Brace yourselves. IOS 11 is coming.
Brace yourselves. IOS 11 is coming.
Winter is mooing.
Winter is mooing.
Le Tripod Squad
Le Tripod Squad
The+tree+was+there+first.
The tree was there first.
Diggy+diggy+hole%2C+bitch.
Diggy diggy hole, bitch.
That+officer+was+a+real+cock%26%238230%3B
That officer was a real cock…
Splish+splash+mixing+potions+in+the+bath%26%238230%3B
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
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Viking+weddings+are+almost+as+lit+as+their+funerals.
Viking weddings are almost as lit as their funerals.
Beware+the+fingies.
Beware the fingies.
Written+in+stone.
Written in stone.
The+case+of+the+missing+bagel%26%238230%3B
The case of the missing bagel…
The+Muppets+visit+the+set+of+Hogwarts%2C+circa+1980.
The Muppets visit the set of Hogwarts, circa 1980.
oui+oui%2C+we+must+inflict+the+tasty+pain.
oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.
Dolla+dolla+bills+recovered+from+The+Titanic%2C+allegedly.
Dolla dolla bills recovered from The Titanic, allegedly.
Kelly+is+all+of+us.
Kelly is all of us.