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just one drink

just one drink
Ellen’s favorite Tweets
Ellen’s favorite Tweets
The Venus Flytrap is a badass.
The Venus Flytrap is a badass.
Stupid geese…
Stupid geese…
Wasn’t expecting that one.
Wasn’t expecting that one.
Being sober and trying to control your drunk friend.
Being sober and trying to control your drunk friend.
BRB MAKING BUBBLES
BRB MAKING BUBBLES
Put things into perspective.
Put things into perspective.
Comet 67/P, Raleigh NC for size
Comet 67/P, Raleigh NC for size
Just Bane Things…
Just Bane Things…
I am at full capacity, sorry.
I am at full capacity, sorry.
We all know the haircut…
We all know the haircut…
Message received.
Message received.
Advertising sports bras
Advertising sports bras
Unlikely partners.
Unlikely partners.
Why don’t we ever hang at my place?
Why don’t we ever hang at my place?
but+i+can%26%238217%3Bt+pet+a+wolf%3F
but i can’t pet a wolf?
god+bless+the+usa
god bless the usa
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+glitch+in+the+matrix
there’s a glitch in the matrix
does+this+work+with+all+churches%3F
does this work with all churches?
Join the conversation
this+is+a+real+movie+that+exists
this is a real movie that exists
fun+fact
fun fact
sometimes+dental+is+included
sometimes dental is included
i+need+a+friend+to+give+clever+nickname+to
i need a friend to give clever nickname to
he+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too+if+he+hadn%26%238217%3Bt+skipped+English+class
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
the+long+con
the long con
ambitious+ai
ambitious ai
he+beat+the+system
he beat the system