this is bananas

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

Is this true?

justice served

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

mind blown

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please