this is chaos

He’s not wrong

Maine Coon papa’s

Powdered garbage

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Play Football With Me, Father!

Drink more water.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Perfect camouflage

Work smarter not harder.

Snail teeth

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

You don’t want this, girl.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Please do not actually kill people.