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this is how the world ends

I’m nobody.
I’m nobody.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
This dog knows what he’s doing
This dog knows what he’s doing
Foot tanks.
Foot tanks.
Use the right onion.
Use the right onion.
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Moisturize me!
Moisturize me!
You’ve been avoiding me.
You’ve been avoiding me.
Christmas happiness.
Christmas happiness.
When did this become hotter?!
When did this become hotter?!
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
When people ask about last years resolution…
When people ask about last years resolution…
All you need is the right motivation.
All you need is the right motivation.
How to ruin the mood.
How to ruin the mood.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.