this is how the world ends
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
This dog knows what he’s doing
Use the right onion.
Where are my testicles, Summer?
You’ve been avoiding me.
When did this become hotter?!
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
When people ask about last years resolution…
All you need is the right motivation.
How to ruin the mood.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.