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this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

Success is earned.
Success is earned.
How to survive being buried undead.
How to survive being buried undead.
Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.
Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
SPACE TOOTS
SPACE TOOTS
Lost in Translation
Lost in Translation
Birtches get scirtches.
Birtches get scirtches.
It’s got a different pour to it.
It’s got a different pour to it.
Diet Coke, plox.
Diet Coke, plox.
Bastions of the environment.
Bastions of the environment.
2020 has been hard on every one.
2020 has been hard on every one.
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
That+seems+pretty+accurate%26%238230%3B
That seems pretty accurate…
GTFO+the+car%2C+Dave.
GTFO the car, Dave.
Extreme+job+shadowing%26%238230%3B
Extreme job shadowing…
I%26%238217%3BLL+ALLOW+IT
I’LL ALLOW IT
Join the conversation
Play+the+Xanax+Blues%26%238230%3B
Play the Xanax Blues…
Get+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Gus.
Get ’em, Gus.
Road+encou%5BRAGE%5Dment%26%238230%3B
Road encou[RAGE]ment…
How+to+talk+to+tall+people%3A+A+Guide
How to talk to tall people: A Guide
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+handle+the+facts%26%238230%3B
You can’t handle the facts…
Imagine+such+a+thing+as+that%26%238230%3B
Imagine such a thing as that…
One+stop+shop%21
One stop shop!
G%26%238217%3Bday+Gary.
G’day Gary.