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this is my super villain origin story

Every piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life.
Every piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life.
10 actual Bruce Lee facts.
10 actual Bruce Lee facts.
Evolution of the white girl.
Evolution of the white girl.
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
Uncanny…
Uncanny…
If Sherlock’s shirt could talk…
If Sherlock’s shirt could talk…
America in four words.
America in four words.
Words.
Words.
No reward necessary.
No reward necessary.
A woman’s guide to dating men.
A woman’s guide to dating men.
You will never know…
You will never know…
Who dares disturb my slumber?
Who dares disturb my slumber?
That settles it…
That settles it…
Neckbeard things…
Neckbeard things…
Charizard will protect us.
Charizard will protect us.
Nasa+what%26%238217%3Bs+ur+wifi+password%3F
Nasa what’s ur wifi password?
They+are+so+fluffy
They are so fluffy
I%26%238217%3Bm+Sorry%2C+What%3F
I’m Sorry, What?
Which+house+would+you+choose%3F
Which house would you choose?
Join the conversation
When+I+read+the+label+on+my+raincoat+and+it+says+%26%23039%3Bdry+clean+only%26%23039%3B
When I read the label on my raincoat and it says 'dry clean only'
Who+Steals+A+Plant%3F
Who Steals A Plant?
Now+that%26%23039%3Bs+the+best+divorce+letter+ever
Now that's the best divorce letter ever
You+Should+Know+About+These+Just+In+Case
You Should Know About These Just In Case
It%26%23039%3Bs+not+the+weight%2C+it%26%23039%3Bs+the+way+you+carry
It's not the weight, it's the way you carry
I%26%238217%3Bve+wanted+to+build+an+atomic+clock+for+a+while%2C+but+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+afraid+I+may+not+be+white+enough%26%238230%3B
I’ve wanted to build an atomic clock for a while, but now I’m afraid I may not be white enough…
Other+items+bravely+confiscated+by+Texas+police
Other items bravely confiscated by Texas police
When+God+made+the+oceans
When God made the oceans