This guy drinks

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I could read here.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

I don’t believe you.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Married life.

Start clowning around.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"