those aren’t cabbages. those are xenomorph eggs

pc priorities

i feel this one for sure

the next great food debate

it just… uh… disappeared

retinal

name this painting

Always judging you

“previously on” is not needed in modern society

this was a terrible mistake

The facepalm is what gets me

drink coffee

cooking fails that are as delicious as they are disastrous

too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery

living your paycheck to your paycheck

i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work