three to juan ratio

Monty Python team quotes in my copy of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Bah Ram YOUUUUUUU

America, this could have been your president.

Have one delivered!

The reason I like staying up late

I shop online a lot this time of year…

Almost there guys

The cringe is everywhere

Selfies in Space

How come I can understand you?

It could be worse.

Protester hitting a tear gas canister back at the police

BEAM ME!!!

This cat nurses

Mark Zuckerberg found dead at age 42. His final wish was to stop fake news articles on the Facebook. Each time this story is shared, Facebook will donate one dollar to his son, who otherwise would live in poverty.