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When you wanted broccoli but life is currently carrot.

When you wanted broccoli but life is currently carrot.
Interacting with strangers at 88MPH
Interacting with strangers at 88MPH
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
Let the noses sniff.
Let the noses sniff.
I would eat this sopa.
I would eat this sopa.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
Never go full jerk.
Never go full jerk.
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
@ 4am…
@ 4am…
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
He’s the king of the world.
He’s the king of the world.
no+way+this+is+a+real+headline
no way this is a real headline
imagine+a+six-hour+standing+room+only+flight
imagine a six-hour standing room only flight
the+tired+never+translates+to+sleep
the tired never translates to sleep
macbeth+by+smash+mouth
macbeth by smash mouth
Join the conversation
my+parking+patience+is+minimal
my parking patience is minimal
listening+to+the+classics
listening to the classics
cattitude
cattitude
the+witcher+as+full+house
the witcher as full house
when+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+family
when you’re here, you’re family
where+is+the+thing%3F
where is the thing?
and+they+always+do
and they always do
yoda+is+real
yoda is real