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today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

Ban Seaworld
Ban Seaworld
The golden age of television.
The golden age of television.
Nesting after kittens.
Nesting after kittens.
The essential guide to cooking brownies.
The essential guide to cooking brownies.
Cat’s trained to ring bells for food wearing pumpkin hats…
Cat’s trained to ring bells for food wearing pumpkin hats…
It’s an emotional decision.
It’s an emotional decision.
My body is ready
My body is ready
My sweet aunt doesn’t recognize the infamous Wet Bandits from the movie Home Alone
My sweet aunt doesn’t recognize the infamous Wet Bandits from the movie Home Alone
Artist reported being very tired after he completed his masterpiece.
Artist reported being very tired after he completed his masterpiece.
Juxtaposition
Juxtaposition
Evolution wrecks homes.
Evolution wrecks homes.
Coffee is good though.
Coffee is good though.
Is he alright?
Is he alright?
Clinton wins.
Clinton wins.
Live action Little Mermaid
Live action Little Mermaid
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
Some+might+even+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+revolutionary.
Some might even say it’s revolutionary.
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
Join the conversation
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
At+least+yer+a+wizard%26%238230%3B
At least yer a wizard…
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.