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Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.

Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.
Morning routine.
Morning routine.
No, like this.
No, like this.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
Real men don’t use doors.
Real men don’t use doors.
The best recipe ever.
The best recipe ever.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Ignorance.
Ignorance.
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
A man and his bears.
A man and his bears.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
You idiot.
You idiot.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?