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Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.

Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.
easy cheesy eatin
easy cheesy eatin
the queen of all essays
the queen of all essays
dumbfounded dirtbag
dumbfounded dirtbag
toting toasts
toting toasts
conniving cats
conniving cats
too late too soon
too late too soon
dundundun duuun
dundundun duuun
vorrisome vhiles
vorrisome vhiles
nat one for the one
nat one for the one
granola bore
granola bore
take a bow
take a bow
to tree or not to tree
to tree or not to tree
waffle house walloping
waffle house walloping
peanut butter pleasantries
peanut butter pleasantries
be silly, be happy
be silly, be happy
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
I don’t see the problem
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
Join the conversation
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt
And+together+they+will+conquer+the+dog+park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+say+hi
Don’t even say hi
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
cats+love+queen
cats love queen
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office