i wonder what the success rate was?
stop hitting yourself
you went on an adventure
just needs a hug and some anti-depressants
need to find my chill faster
i give up
time to write your will
kids make the rules
you said you love it here
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
tracks more than just covid
why i don’t own any plants
You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?
The Cop And The Postman
Salary negotiating tips for women
Join the conversation
Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me
Looking at you Starbucks
An Ode To Potato
Yet another unrealistic standard of beauty
Sometimes you have to go back to actually move forward..
Sometimes the hotel holding your wedding also has a llama convention booked
Let’s talk more about this emo cow.