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who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?
who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?
what’s he ordering?
what’s he ordering?
apple would make a terrible babysitter
apple would make a terrible babysitter
a burrito is not a travel taco
a burrito is not a travel taco
gangster flowers
gangster flowers
it’s science
it’s science
how many dogs?
how many dogs?
nicotine is the real killer
nicotine is the real killer
biohazard
biohazard
the more things change the more they stay the same
the more things change the more they stay the same
for when you need to meditate
for when you need to meditate
your uber has arrived
your uber has arrived
sell your bones for riches
sell your bones for riches
beware the bjork
beware the bjork
milk is almost out of fat
milk is almost out of fat
our+sincere+aology
our sincere aology
smart+and+funny.+a+true+legend
smart and funny. a true legend
i+said+that+out+loud%3F
i said that out loud?
potato+hack+to+tell+anti-vaxxers%21
potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
cha+cha+cha%21
cha cha cha!
i+just+wanted+a+midnight+snack%2C+not+a+noise+complaint%26%238230%3B
i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
well+played%2C+hooman
well played, hooman
the+biggest+plot+hole+in+star+wars
the biggest plot hole in star wars
words+to+live+by
words to live by
thoughts%3F
thoughts?