he’s a fucking fast learner

he's a fucking fast learner

what competitive salary really means

what competitive salary really means

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

get yourself a man who loves buffalo chicken dip

get yourself a man who loves buffalo chicken dip

what i wish the button in the car would do

what i wish the button in the car would do

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

keep it going!

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

is it too much to ask that we get the things our taxes are supposed to pay for?

is it too much to ask that we get the things our taxes are supposed to pay for?

10 work memes on a saturday to prepare you for your return to work on monday!

10 work memes on a saturday to prepare you for your return to work on monday!

so this is why British people hide their t’s

so this is why British people hide their t’s

when your parents try to facetime

when your parents try to facetime